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JULY 1998 | VOLUME 2, NUMBER 2
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by KEVIN RIDOLFI
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The gripping suspense -- will it sink this time? |
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Gloria Stuart recounts tale easily but still can't remember the last movie she starred in. |
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James Cameron actually may think he's king of the world! |
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Passed over for most original screenplay Oscar. |
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"The ship's sinking? Let's have steamy sex in the back of a car." |
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"I'm not getting in that lifeboat, I found me a charity case to drown with." |
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Kate Winslett as a sex object. |
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Piles and piles of cash and no one thought to hire a good actor. |
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Leondaro didn't die during the opening credits. |
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Three and a half hours and no half-time show! |
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