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JULY 1999 | VOL. 3, NO. 7



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Top Ten Rejected Advertising Slogans

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10. Marlboro - "Only wimps worry about things like emphysema and cancer!"
9. Frito Lay's Wow Chips - "The chips that come in a bag, but you eat from the can"
8. Microsoft - "Reboot this!"
7. Gas-X - "Now you can have friends again"
6. AOL - "Experience the Internet one busy signal at a time"
5. Jolt Cola - "Who the hell needs sleep anyway?"
4. Epilady - "It will get your legs so bloody smooth, you'll love it!"
3. 1-800-COLLECT - "When a quarter is just too much to pay for a phone call"
2. All Detergent - "The presidential stain lifter"
1. Preparation H - "Got 'roids?"

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