Top Ten Signs You're Stuck in the 80s
| 10. | When washing your car, you quietly mumble to yourself "Wax on, wax off" in your best Japanese accent |
| 9. | Nothing says comfort like a pair of Scooby Doo Underoos |
| 8. | Columbia House is threatening legal action because you try to pay their bills by taping pennies to their invoices |
| 7. | Bill Gates is your mortal enemy because none of his software is compatible with your Commodore 64 |
| 6. | Your hair is so big, you can't get through a doorway |
| 5. | "Mortal Kombat," no. "Combat," yes. |
| 4. | You can't understand why Ricky Schroeder is packing heat on this week's "Silver Spoons" |
| 3. | You actually expect to see music videos on MTV |
| 2. | Dirt roads inspire you to drive really fast and scream "Yeehaah!" |
| 1. | Your personal quest to save Ferris lives on! |
