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Top Ten Signs You're Stuck in the 80s

MARK FUSCO

10. When washing your car, you quietly mumble to yourself "Wax on, wax off" in your best Japanese accent
9. Nothing says comfort like a pair of Scooby Doo Underoos
8. Columbia House is threatening legal action because you try to pay their bills by taping pennies to their invoices
7. Bill Gates is your mortal enemy because none of his software is compatible with your Commodore 64
6. Your hair is so big, you can't get through a doorway
5. "Mortal Kombat," no. "Combat," yes.
4. You can't understand why Ricky Schroeder is packing heat on this week's "Silver Spoons"
3. You actually expect to see music videos on MTV
2. Dirt roads inspire you to drive really fast and scream "Yeehaah!"
1. Your personal quest to save Ferris lives on!

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