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MAY 2000 | VOL. 4, NO. 5

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Carson Daly's Top Ten Pet Peeves

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10. MTV's strict requirements to appear animated
9. Constantly debunking rumors in the media that he had an affair with N-Sync.
8. Winner of MTV's "Win Carson's Job for a Day" promotion: King Gimp.
7. As an MTV employee, he's ineligible for "Springer Break."
6. Trying to keep a straight face when saying the words "artists" and "Backstreet Boys" in the same sentence.
5. Tom Green sneaking into his dressing room and urinating into his black nail polish.
4. The realization that in another year, he'll be too old for MTV and too young for VH1.
3. When the Today Show audience come to his studio windows with their "Hey, Al!" signs.
2. Losing hearing in his left ear from the TRL audience finishing every sentence with "WOOOO!!"
1. Too many eighth graders, too little time.

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