Top Ten Signs the Easter Bunny is Losing It [April 2000, Renaissance Online Magazine Top Ten]

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Top Ten Signs the Easter Bunny is Losing It

MARK FUSCO

10.	He left a trail of unwrapped, odd-smelling "chocolate Easter eggs" throughout the house
9.	He got a little confused and decorated your Uncle Ed's bald head
8.	He planted fake Easter basket grass in his herb garden
7.	He runs around trying to steal kids' Trix cereal
6.	You noticed him getting a little too affectionate with your hollow white chocolate "Betty Bunny"
5.	He enjoys entertaining the kids by standing on his head and shooting jelly beans out of his "cotton tail"
4.	He cut off his own toe so he could have a key chain
3.	He leaves you a basket filled with a bottle of dish detergent, some dental floss and a half-eaten purple Peep
2.	He hangs out in bars telling the ladies he's really Bugs Bunny
1.	His response to your child at his personal appearance: "Yeah, I got your Easter eggs right here!"

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