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MARCH 2000 | VOL. 4, NO. 3



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Top Ten Leprechaun Pet Peeves

MARK FUSCO

10. The ladies don't fall for the "I'm the Lucky Charms guy" line
9. All the bad press after appearing on Who Wants to Marry a Guy with a Pot of Gold?
8. Getting mistaken for those damn Keebler elves
7. Being forced by the beer companies to naturally create their St. Patrick's Day "green beer"
6. No "lonely leprechauns" online chat rooms
5. Can't remember the when the Boston Celtics had a winning season
4. Have to be very careful who you tell you're "fluent in Gaelic"
3. Finding your wife with her hands on someone else's shamrocks
2. 1993 ... Jennifer Aniston ... enough said
1. Too much freakin' green!

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