10. | The ladies don't fall for the "I'm the Lucky Charms guy" line |
9. | All the bad press after appearing on Who Wants to Marry a Guy with a Pot of Gold? |
8. | Getting mistaken for those damn Keebler elves |
7. | Being forced by the beer companies to naturally create their St. Patrick's Day "green beer" |
6. | No "lonely leprechauns" online chat rooms |
5. | Can't remember the when the Boston Celtics had a winning season |
4. | Have to be very careful who you tell you're "fluent in Gaelic" |
3. | Finding your wife with her hands on someone else's shamrocks |
2. | 1993 ... Jennifer Aniston ... enough said |
1. | Too much freakin' green! |