 FEBRUARY 2000 | VOL. 4, NO. 2
TOP TEN LIST
| | Top Ten Things Not to Say on Valentine's Day MARK FUSCO | 10. | "Hurry up or we'll be late for dinner at Denny's." | | 9. | "Roses? Do you have any idea how much those cost?" | | 8. | "Now, don't eat all that candy. It'll go straight to your ass." | | 7. | "I got you this card because the cow on it reminded me of you." | | 6. | "Mom, Dad, this is Killer. I met him in a prison chat room." | | 5. | "What do you mean the Super 8 isn't romantic?" | | 4. | "Give me a break, those aren't real." | | 3. | "Let me play you a nice love song on my accordion." | | 2. | "I met my last girlfriend at a wild Star Trek convention." | | 1. | "Shoot, was that today?" | |
