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FEBRUARY 2000 | VOL. 4, NO. 2



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Top Ten Things Not to Say on Valentine's Day

MARK FUSCO

10. "Hurry up or we'll be late for dinner at Denny's."
9. "Roses? Do you have any idea how much those cost?"
8. "Now, don't eat all that candy. It'll go straight to your ass."
7. "I got you this card because the cow on it reminded me of you."
6. "Mom, Dad, this is Killer. I met him in a prison chat room."
5. "What do you mean the Super 8 isn't romantic?"
4. "Give me a break, those aren't real."
3. "Let me play you a nice love song on my accordion."
2. "I met my last girlfriend at a wild Star Trek convention."
1. "Shoot, was that today?"

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