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HOLIDAYS 1998 | VOL. 2, NO. 7


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QUOTE OF THE MONTH:
"No sex scenes! No make love! The kids who like me don't need to see it. It would gross them out." - Actor Jackie Chan on performances he won't give on screen.

 

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10. Gift certificate to Monica's Closet - discount dresses, cigars and more
9. Puff Daddy's hip hop to english dictionary
8. Leonardo DiCaprio's soul in a jar (complete with the pact he signed with devil)
7. Parker Brothers Special Edition Bill Gates' Monopoly (must own Windows 98)
6. Tickle-me-George Michael doll
5. Authentic Tom Arnold "Divorce in an Hour" survival kit
4. Tommy Lee's best seller "Secrets to a Happy Marriage"
3. One year subscription to Patrick Ewing's "Fantasy Finances Weekly"
2. All day pass to MGM's new "Direct your own Natural Disaster Movie" theme park
1. Pinocchio starring Bill Clinton

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