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Top TenThanksgiving Misconseptions

KEVIN RIDOLFI

10. Eating outside in November built character
9. Grace was delayed three hours while they argued about exactly which gods to pray to
8. Children fought over the piece of turkey with the arrowhead in it
7. After dinner, 22 bored pilgrims invented football to pass the time
6. Two kinds of turkey: pet and someone else's pet
5. Skirmish broke out when Jeb Williams drunkenly pointed out that the Indian's weren't actually from India
4. ASPCA held their first rally to lobby against the untimely deaths of neighborhood wild turkeys
3. Indian pudding led to an ironic disaster when a local cannibal tribe joined the feast
2. Preacher Goodman's prayer was a solemn "Rub-a-dub dub, thanks for the grub."
1. Indians invited as "The Dudes with All the Corn"

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