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AUGUST 1998 | VOL. 2, NO. 3


FOOD FOR THOUGHT

CURRENT THOUGHTS


RECENT THOUGHTS | July 1998
The Deepest of Deep Thoughts


THOUGHTS ARCHIVE


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Open Up in the Name of the Law: In March, after four hours of of questioning and waiting, police in Springfield, IL, gave up and got a search warrant for the mouth of Eunice Husband, 27. Husband had stuffed three mable-sized bags of crack cocaine in his mouth and refused to open up, though he continuedto ak to officers through hiscleched teeth. After getting the warrant, police took Husbands to a hospital, where he was sedated and the bags ere removed.

 

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Act naturally
Found missing
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Advanced BASIC
Genuine imitation
Airline food
Good grief
Same difference
Government organization
Sanitary landfill
Alone together
Business ethics
Butt head
Military intelligence
"Now, then..."
Christian scientist
Passive aggressive
Taped live
Clearly misunderstood
Temporary tax increase
Plastic glasses
Terribly pleased
Pretty ugly
Diet food
Working vacation
Exact estimate
Religious tolerance
Microsoft Works

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