AUGUST 1998 | FOOD FOR THOUGHT RECENT THOUGHTS |
July 1998 UP NEXT | A Recipe that Can't Fail Open Up in the Name of the Law: In March, after four hours of of questioning and waiting, police in Springfield, IL, gave up and got a search warrant for the mouth of Eunice Husband, 27. Husband had stuffed three mable-sized bags of crack cocaine in his mouth and refused to open up, though he continuedto ak to officers through hiscleched teeth. After getting the warrant, police took Husbands to a hospital, where he was sedated and the bags ere removed. CONTENTS |
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