Top Ten Bill Gates Secrets Exposed During U.S. v. Microsoft Trial
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10. |
Likes to run down the halls of Microsoft proclaiming "I'm the king
of the world!" |
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9. |
Offered to slip Janet Reno a "complimentary RAM" to drop all charges
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8. |
Mr. Brilliant can't even beat Minesweeper
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7. |
Takes phone calls as long as the caller agrees to the "Speaking with
Bill Gates Agreement" |
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6. |
Named his first billion "Eddie" |
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5. |
Enjoys getting in front of his Board of Directors and belching out
the Pentium jingle |
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4. |
Periodically tests his wife's true devotion by saying, "Sorry, honey,
but I lost it all at the track today." |
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3. |
Lost his favorite comb in 1976 and couldn't bear to buy a new one
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2. |
In a total act of arrogant machismo, he had "Intel Inside" tattooed
on "Little Bill" |
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Convinced Windows will not be affected by the Y2K bug - it's the only
bug they forgot to include |
