APRIL 1998
| THAT"S LIFE UP NEXT | LOU PLUMMER, who was born in Pinehurst, North Carolina, writes because "some things can only be described with poetry." He currently works as a technical writer and lives in Fayetteville, North Carolina. He is a contibuting writer for Renaissance Magazine.
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Loose Cannons
LOU PLUMMER
A couple of years ago, an old friend of my wife came here for a gun and
knife show. Gary owns a small gun shop outside of Williamsburg, Virginia,
and travels up and down the East coast on weekends selling his wares at
shows. When he arrived at our house he was upset because the guy who was
going to help him had blown off the trip. With five tables rented, Gary was
concerned about shoplifting and being able to service his customers. Since
I am knowledgeable in the area of firearms due to my military and law
enforcement experiences and since the guy was in a bind and a friend of my
wife, I volunteered to help him out. This was a mistake.
I am a pretty big fan of the constitution and all its amendments. This
includes the second amendment, even though my interpretation is different
than that of the NRA. I was unprepared for what I experienced at this show.
This crowd was composed of my peers, people who would serve on a jury were
I to be accused of killing O.J. Simpson's wife. You'd better bet I would
take a plea bargain before my fate would be decided by any of these yahoos.
Just to be ornery, I wore a Clinton-Gore t-shirt on the first day. As I
walked by a bumper sticker table I started to worry. When I saw
"Whitewater--How Many More Must Die?" I knew I was in trouble. This was a
little beyond the "I love my country, but I hate my government" sticker
popular here. I wanted to check the manufacturer of the sticker but I
figured they wouldn't call it the Goebels Publishing Company anyway.
During the show I met some interesting folks. There was the fellow buying
the sniper scope who explained to me about the U.N.'s black helicopters
ferrying around the Tokyo secret police looking for sites for the gulags to
be built when the big New World Order push began. I heard a lot about the
NOW and the U.N. over the weekend.
Then there was the NCO who told me soldiers at Ft. Bragg were being
questioned for selection to a special unit. The unidentified questioners
were asking members of the 82nd Airborne, America's Guard of Honor, if
they would be willing to kill Americans in a house to house search for
guns. He was buying a new 30 round magazine for his Tek-9. I hope the 501st
Parachute Infantry Regiment is ready when they go to search his house.
To take a break from these loonies I walked around the show to see if there
were any historical weapons on display. I wanted to see an M-1, a British
Lee-Enfield, and any other WW2 rifles that were there. Instead I found the
table hawking video tapes on the U.N. takeover (probably made by the same
company that makes the video on how many murders have occurred among
enemies of the Clintons. Watch for the commercials on the Pat Robertson or
the Jerry Falwell show) This was near the booth with the commemorative Ku
Klux Klan pocketknives and patches. I hurried away so that I would be sure
not to miss the Iranian guy selling Russian Night Vision equipment. The
inspection sticker in the box had a date stamp that was only four months
old. I guess it didn't take Ivan long to sell this one to Abdul on the
black market so that Abdul could sell it to Bubba here in my home town.
The most poignant moment of the weekend came from this young working class
guy who had a fist full of greasy $20 bills. He desperately wanted to buy a
Czech SK rifle. These were plentiful as were most other Warsaw Pact
Weapons, including semi-automatic AK-47s. Anyway, this buyer, in his dirty
heating and air uniform, finally got his rifle. Then he approached our
table with his remaining cash to buy a scope. Putting down the last of his
money he got it. After asking a few more questions, he learned he still
needed a mount for the scope. The pain on his face was palpable. I almost
gave him the additional six dollars to get the mount but he managed to
borrow it from one of his buddies. He left smiling. I was touched.
The next morning, Sunday, he was back at the show. He was a little cleaned
up and was no longer wearing his heating and air cap with another one. This
hat said "North Carolina Chapter of the Christian Knights of the Ku Klux
Klan". I still shudder when I think about it.
The final straw that turned this adventure from moderately frightening
sociological investigation into morally reprehensible behavior took the
form of a young man in a high school athletic shirt. He was buying several
boxes of shotgun shells. Trying to be friendly, I asked him if he was
getting ready for deer season. "No," he replied, "I'm getting ready for
nigger season."
I'd like to say I walked out at this point. I didn't. I stayed until the
end of the day out of loyalty to my wife and her friend and out of the
desire to keep a commitment. I am still ashamed.
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